The Cowboy Killer Tarot Card Hoodie supermom White distressed arched text reading

White distressed arched text reading "STAYING ALIVE" above a white and teal skeleton holding a coffee cup

People ask how you’re doing and you say "great" with the dead eyes of someone running on three hours of sleep and pure spite

Pink outlined text reads "SEE YOU IN" above large pink horror text "HELL" engulfed in red and orange flames

This year Cupid is prioritizing self-care

The Cowboy Killer Tarot Card Hoodie supermom White distressed arched text readingYou dont break hearts. You collect them in a jar on your nightstand next to your emotional baggage and a half empty bottle of wine. The tarot reader didnt even flip a card. She just looked at you and said "yeah, I already know." The Details: A white tarot card frame featuring a skeleton grim reaper in a cowboy hat holding a scythe and wine glass, with a crescent moon bearing a skull face, stars, flowers, and wildflowers. Text at bottom reads "THE