Soft Sweatshirt Communism

Soft Sweatshirt CommunismAre you, like, a big dude, but with a gentle heart, and smaller dudes keep stepping up to you in the bar to satisfy their Napoleon complex but you really aren't interested? Wear this shirt, nip in in the bud, and live easier my gentle giant friend. The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean cut style. Meanwhile, the double needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add

People are dying to make it about themselves though (rimshot)

I know that's

but you end up paying for it

Most drum corps units wear clothes and we are here to serve

pick your favorite

Everyone should feel loved

Wear this to find that person

maybe if you're racist and don't respect other people

The head fascist has a decades long history of ripping off contractors and forcing them to come after him in court

Anything but human rights

I'm not quite in the know

Just wear a shirt so that people know you like to make puns and make everyone's life easier