Idealist Tee Surf Company

Idealist Tee Surf CompanyThere's things as they are and things as they should be. Let other people know you think the should be, could be. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi formal. The tear away label means a scratch free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Discover

The Illuminati doesn't even have a website and Yale refuses to give directions to the Skull and Bones gift shop

Just don't get into details about it

there's at least one position for archenemy open if you want to scheme against me or something

not somebody high-profile enough to have insult shirts printed up about them

Those beautiful multimillionaire jetsetters up on the silver screen

fricking Huntsville

Go out and remind people of their looming mortality and make some friends

The best thing is to have friends with boats

You could've spent this weekend on ZipRecruiter and sleeping in your own bed for the same zero dollars you're making here this time

You deserve it

you may want to purchase this shirt to remind others that major life events do exist and happen to other people from time to time

Just pay the full five dollars for the delicious seafood meal dude